Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
