Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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