He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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