then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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