I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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