i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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