Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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