this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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