Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
