My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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