I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We need a shit load of segways right now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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