at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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