Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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