Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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