No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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