we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she told me i tasted like america
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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