i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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