you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So much rum. So many feels.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
third nipple confirmed
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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