Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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