Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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