i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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