So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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