The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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