is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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