so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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