Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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