I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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