Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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