i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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