Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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