All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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