That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There r osticjed everywhere
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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