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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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