Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Two words: blizzard sex
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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