ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
there was a trapeze. enough said
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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