She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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