i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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