she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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