what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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