what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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