Whod you bang
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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