I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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