We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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