C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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