Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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