she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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