so explain again why im purple
no
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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