then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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