We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yo dont text me then not text me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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