; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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