My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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