That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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