It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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