Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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