I hate all girls vehemently.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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