whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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