at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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