Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
