I look better un-naked...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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