I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't deserve a penis
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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